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Random Sender Show S2C1

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Le Grande Entrance of Random Senders Show. (Read description character first)
Le Facility Stage...
Shadowclaw: HELLO!
Shadefrost: Hello and welcome to Random Senders Show.
Shadowclaw: MEET THE AWESOME ME!
Redstripe: This partner of mine has quite an ego.
Shadefrost: This is a great opportunity for us after the tragedic event on Season 1 on Fanfiction.
Shadowclaw: It's not really that tragedic. So what if he died?
Redstripe: *sigh* let's inform and show the viewers what they are looking for anyway.
Shadefrost: Yup, I'm Shadefrost, your host for Random Senders Show season 2. I was the previous host of Random Senders Show Season 1, and also a deputy of Iceclan. This is the Random Senders Show, we will send packages to warrior cats. It can be anything. It can be a good package or a bad package.
Shadowclaw: Even-
Shadefrost: ANYTHING-
Redstripe: THAT-
Shadefrost: MIGHT-
Shadowclaw: CAUSE THE WORLD'S DESTRUCTION!
Everyone: ...
Shadefrost: Technically, he is correct.
Redstripe: I'm Redstripe, a former scientist of a secret facility that turned into a cat just for Shadefrost. I am now a co-host with low stress.
Shadowclaw: And I'm lazy Shadowclaw, co host, I joined this facility to provide joy to my viewers. I'm even sending a few packages of me admiring a monkey just for all the viewers here. That's how much I love you everyone!
Everyone: ...
Shadowclaw: Carry on my fans.
Shadefrost: On with the show. Our security members are Hawkfire, Loststream and Falconswoop. Hawkfire is a host of another show called Dare show in the country of Fanfiction . net. I suggest you to view it. Her co-host is Falconswoop whom always fail on invading her show. Falconswoop almost invaded our show successfully but the good guys always win. Loststream a host of her Warriors Torture show, she is a fan of Breezepelt.
Loststream: I'm Loststream, and I call him Breezey.
Falconswoop: My plan's going to work soon. Bow to me, Falconswoop, so I can spare you all from my destructive plan.
Hawkfire: I'm Hawkfire, hello people and cats. Don't mind Falconswoop here, she's as harmless as a fly.
Demon fly: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *stabs random cat*
Falconswoop: I'm as harmful as that? AWESOME!
Shadefrost: Anyway, they will be guarding two separate entrances to this show.
Shadowclaw: But right now, we'll be giving the first package to, our one and only, Thunderclan deputy, Brambleclaw.
Shadefrost: There are actually more Thunderclan deputies than Brambleclaw.
SFX – Crowd cheering as Brambleclaw enters the stadium.
Redstripe: So Brambleclaw, how was your experience in Random Senders Show. Remember how many gifts you received.
Brambleclaw: I was glad that I was the first one to be sent a package last season and to be sent the first package in this season. Overall, I hate all the bombs you send to me.
Shadowclaw: You might not like your package right now then.
Brambleclaw: WHAT? *opens package to see pictures of him on bombs* I thought this was a bomb. Good thing it isn't.
Shadefrost: Or is it?
Brambleclaw: ...
Shadefrost: Hahahaha. I was just kidding.
Brambleclaw: This is the first time I didn't get harmed on a day. Bye. *leaves*
Redstripe: That's not a fact Brambleclaw.
SFX – Explosion.
Brambleclaw outside: <BLEEEEEEEEP>
Shadowclaw: The security cast are now in their proper locations. We'll send an actual package now. We didn't exactly send the package to Brambleclaw. Next package is for Willowshine. That's what I said!
Redstripe: Her package will beeeee-
Shadefrost: A truth detector machine.
Redstripe: Hey, I was keeping the audience in suspense.
Shadowclaw: And what would that be for?
Redstripe: It will be a big surprise.
Shadefrost: Yes it will be. I know this is a random package so-... Who cares about Willowshine, just send it to her and move to the next package.
Shadowclaw: Next up is the one that everyone hates, As*hfur.
Ashfur gets kicked in the stage.
Ashfur: Now there's a new season. How painful will this be?
Shadefrost: Get out of here, we'll send you the package after you leave this facility.
Ashfur: Okay.
Redstripe: Hey Shadefrost, we should send him the package right now so we can save money.
Shadowclaw: We have money?
Shadefrost: You fool! You doomed us!
Shadowclaw: MONEY!
Redstripe: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Screen: Technical difficulties. Please wait.
Shadefrost: Hello and were back in camera.
Shadowclaw: I want money.
Shadefrost: Anyway, we'll be sending this package to Ashfur, whom left awhile ago.
Redstripe: The package will be sent via snail mail.
Shadowclaw: YAY SNAIL!
Shadefrost: It's pretty annoying here.
Redstripe: We'll be waiting for the snail mail to catch up to Ashfur.
Shadowclaw: Snail Mail is awesome.
Breezepelt: I hate snails, I got covered by those and man I have to sleep outside. They're stupid too.
Loststream: I second Breezey's opinion.
Shadefrost: Aren't you supposed to be guarding something.
Loststream: I am here to assist about a certain package request.
Redstripe: Where did Shadowclaw go?
4 hours later...
Ashfur stood by the Thunderclan camp entrance.
Ashfur: Geez, what is taking the package long. Wait, why am I waiting for a package that might kill me or mentally scar me for the rest of my life? I'm out of here.
Snail in a bush: He's heading to sector A-B. Go.
A large snail the size of a minivan jumps up.
Ashfur: Holy son of a- *gets squished by snail* oww.
Large snail: This package is for you.
Ashfur: Thanks. *opens package* well this is an odd shape. *lightning strikes him* OOOOOOWWWW!
Another lightning strikes him again.
Ashfur: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Squirrelflight close by: It's been a while since I last saw Ashfur suffer pain.
Firestar sitting at the highrock: Lightning strikes out of nowhere without Starclan guiding it. This can be only the work of *spasm* FAIRY *spasm* GOD *spasm* PARENTS! *falls down* eep!
Jayfeather: I'll get him. *walks to a wall* OW!
Ashfur: AAAAAAAAAAAH! *gets struck by lightning* woah. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this lightning. I think it's not affecting me *twitch* not affecting me *twitch* not affecting me *twitch*
Jayfeather: *throws pebble at him*
Ashfur: Ow. Thanks. *struck by lightning* OOOWWWW!
Soot filled Brambleclaw comes in the camp.
Lionblaze: I won't even ask.
Ivypaw: Hey Brambleclaw, why are you covered in ash?
Brambleclaw mumbling: Falcon-
Ivypaw: Huh?
Brambleclaw: PUNCH! *hits Ivypaw*
Ivypaw: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *disappears to the sky*
Thornclaw: I'll get her. *pads toward the exit* but first, I need something to catch up with her before she burns to ash.
Sol in a cloak: What's cha buyin stranger? *shows devices*
Thornclaw: A jetpack? Nah. A teleporter? Nah. A skateboard? Nah. A cannon? Nah. A banana? <BLEEP> YEAH!
Sol: You need money stranger.
Thornclaw: Hmm, gives makeup.
Sol: Oooh, I'll buy that for a high price.
Facility room...
Shadowclaw: *looks at mirrot* hello good looking *admires self* hmmm.
Few minutes later
Redstripe enters the room.
Redstripe: Hey Shadow-... Not again.
Facility stage...
Loststream: Why do you bother showing them these clips?
Shadefrost: Is it my fault that this is what is in the script?
Loststream: Don't break the fourth wall.
Breezepelt: Can I leave now?
Loststream: NOO!
Redstripe: Shadefrost, Shadowclaw is making out with the mirror again.
Shadefrost: For how many minutes?
Redstripe: Around five.
Shadefrost: *clicks emergency button* Loststream and Breezepelt, you find the oil and butter, Redstripe go find a crowbar, Hawkfire and Falconswoop, go get the pliers.
Screen – This is an emergency, please wait...
Half an hour later...
Shadefrost: And were back to update that Ashfur got a metal rod that causes him to be highly static making him always hit by lightning.
Redstripe: Correction, I think that explanation isn't right.
Shadefrost: You're not right.
Redstripe: Do you need coffee?
Shadefrost: You need coffee.
Shadowclaw: Someone is stressed out.
Shadefrost: You're stressed out.
Redstripe: *pours coffee on Shadefrost face*
Shadefrost: Thank you. Anyway, as I was saying-
Shadowclaw: I ROCK!
Shadefrost: -we will now check in on Willowshine.
Riverclan camp...
Willowshine: Now Mothwing, do you believe in Starclan?
Mothwing attached to a device: Hmm, I believe that-
Mistystar: Starclan exists?
Mothwing: -I should answer this question soon.
Willowshine: It's just one simple question.
Mothwing: I think I have to rely on my senses this time.
Willowshine: Just answer me!
Leopardstar: TELL US THE TRUTH!
Mistystar: What the-... Aren't you dead Leopardstar?
Leopardstar: I am.
Warrior: STARCLAN CAT!
Leopardstar: *contorts face into horror* PAPARAZZI! *runs away*
Other: EEEEEEEP! *chases her*
Leopardstar: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Mothwing: What are they doing? Are they chasing someone?
Willowshine: Okay.
Facility...
Shadefrost: Seems like we're about to run out of time, last package is for Lionblaze, a warrior that hates Breezepelt.
Shadowclaw: This is going to be good.
Redstripe: I am disagreeing with your opinion.
Shadowclaw: It's a fact.
Shadefrost: Let's see where the mortar firing is.
Abandoned twoleg nest... HI!
Shadefrost: Place informer guy, SHUT UP!
Fine, gosh, be like that...
Loststream: FIRE!
Breezepelt: Gladly. *clicks a button*
Thunderclan camp...
Lionblaze: Oh crap. *gets blasted apart* time, to, play, dead.
Abandoned twoleg nest...
Breezepelt: I wish he was alive again. I would have blasted him again and again.
Loststream: Let's go to the PAST! We could destroy him again and again!
Breezepelt: AWESOME!
Loststream: I wuv you Breezey!
Breezepelt: YOU'RE *coughs*SUFFOCATING *coughs*ME!
Facility...
Shadefrost: Well, that was this episode's chapter 1.
Shadowclaw: Don't worry fellows, you could see me next episode!
Redstripe: He's an idiot.
Loststream at the hall: Hey Redstripe, mind if I borrow your time machine?
Redstripe: Sure.
Loststream: Thanks! *leaves*
Shadefrost: Anyway, I'd appreciate a good review or comment weather I should continue or not. And I know this is not as much as funny as others.
Redstripe: Wait, WHAT?
Shadefrost: I know, this is not the funniest episode Redstripe.
Redstripe: COME BACK HERE LOSTSTREAM! *runs to the back stage*
Shadowclaw: BYE!
Shadefrost: No one pays attention to me.
Sol: They're too busy appreciating my beauty and knowledge.
Shadowclaw: No, it's my beauty they appreciate!
Shadefrost: Bye.
Curtains covers the stage.
The Random Senders Show Season 2 Episode 1.
Info - You suggest packages for me to send in on other warriors. It can be anything, it can be sent into hosts.
Comment on what package do you want who to receive
Episode details - With the death of young Fred on Season 1,
will the others be able to cope in Season 2?
Cast - Shadefrost - Host of this show, a known warrior and deputy of Iceclan.
Shadowclaw - Crazy cat co - host. He appreciates himself, he tried to take over this show just for the viewers.
Redstripe - Smart cat, quite forgetful and co-host
Hawkfire - Security 1, Host of Warriors Dare show on Fanfiction, has ANGRY mode. She's sarcastic and sometimes crazy.
Falconswoop - Security 2, Tried to take over this show but failed and was forgiven.
Loststream - Security 3, she is a Breezepelt lover. She's also a host of Warriors Torture in Fanfiction.
I own Shadefrost, Redstripe and Shadowclaw
Erin Hunter owns warriors
:iconhawkfire111: owns Hawkfire and Falconswoop
Loststream owns Loststream
© 2011 - 2024 ShadowFrost1
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this is awesome ^^